[Pristine]

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin, and His Mother was sure He was God

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

(and now the most compelling evidence)

THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who didn't get it
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up cause there was more work for Him to do