 A little funny for Monday
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin, and His Mother was sure He was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
(and now the most compelling evidence)
THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who didn't get it
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up cause there was more work for Him to do | 
Go ask her some questions!
In memory of Mel 
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