HIPPYMOM EPIC POEM CONTEST!

[The Q]

WRITE AN EPIC POEM ABOUT HIPPYMOM!

Rules:

Poem must be about Hippymom and it's members.

Poem must contain usernames of Hippymom members, along with the recounting of various activities and personas including, but not limited to, the birth of Hippymom.com, and it's Patron Goddesses, Tarot and The Q.

The WINNER will receive 100,000 points, a tarot reading and consultation with the loverly ((((TARTO THE MAGNIFICENT)))), and have their epic poem displayed for all eternity on the HM website.

All other contestants will receive 1,000 points for each hippymom username they use within the body of their poem.

Submissions must be received by The Q at: Q@hippymom.com no later than Monday, August 28.

The poems will be posted anonymously and voted on by the entire membership.

Winner will be announced on Thursday, August 31.

ADQ

[Tarot]

An Ode to Moi

Me me me
It is great to be me
I like to go wee
After drinking hot tea.

Me me me
I do not have a flea
My kid's name starts with a G
And I love the sea

Me Me Me
Me me ME
me ME mE!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Who wrote the Ballad of ManFan? Would that qualify?

[The Q]

That, my friends, is NOT an epic poem.

ADQ

Wow...if I had time I'd have loved to enter this one! Good luck everyone.

[The Q]

Who wrote the Ballad of ManFan? Would that qualify?

No, although it is a very nice piece.

What we are looking for is something like this:

'Twas in the darkness of cyberspace
Not e'en one year ago
A haven for the hippie mother
Came to be, and so,

We sought shelter from the meanies
who had been unkind,
And found a place where we could be
Ourselves, and just unwind.

Tarto was the one who had
The vision clear and true
Q, her sidekick gave her love,
And encouragement to boot.

Lola Starr and Chinacat
Were here when we began.
They saw took a chance, they brought their friends,
And even brought ManFan.

See? SOmething like that. AN EPIC. With lots of usernames in it.

ADQ

[The Q]

Wow...if I had time I'd have loved to enter this one! Good luck everyone.

If I have the time to enter your contest...you have the time to enter mine.

ADQ

[Tarot]

But if they use my name the most, I'll hand out the special favors

You're right, Q. I'll stop packing and arranging our home 3 provinces away for you. :teehee

[The Q]

You have until the 28th!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You never enter any of my contests, V! You bailed on my smut contest too!

ADQ