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Have you checked out HM's most excellent forum for buying, selling or auctioning your cack? No?? Well let me introduce you to the next eBay right here in Hippymom.

The Blob: Allow us to introduce our selves, We're neighbors
Vesuvia: We moved in down the street!
The Blob: Some say we're the most delightful bunch of fellows
HM Chorus: You'll ever want to meet!
The Blob: And if you have a moment to spare, HM members with beauty so ... rare. We'd like to take a minute or two on a topic of interest to you.
All together: We represent the Hippy Mart
Vesuvia: An enormous land of goodies
The Blob: Would you mind if we stepped in, please?
All together: And as associates of the Hippy Mart
The Blob: It looks like you could use some stuff! I pray that you won't take this wrong, my dears, but initial observation is as follows:
The criminal responsible for this decor really should be hanging from the gallows!
All together: We represent the Hippy Mart
Vesuvia: A magic land of retail
HM members: Would you care to see what's on sale?
All together: Then as a customer of the Hippy Mart get ready for some real nice stuff!
HM members: Check it out! Check it out!
The Blob: If you want a big hat
HM Members: We got that!
The Blob: If you need a tube of glue
HM members: We got that too!
The Blob: A 20 gallon wok?
HM members: They're in stock!
And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba
Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!
The Blob: If you need a rubber hose
HM members: We got those!
The Blob: A rhododendron tree
HM members: We got three!
The Blob: A wrap-around deck
HM members: Gotta check!
But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji
Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on!
The Blob: What we've mentioned are only just some
Vesuvia: Of the wonderful things yet to come
The Blob: These pictures you keep are so ... nice
HM members: But you really should take our advice
The Blob: Happiness waits at the Hippy Mart!
All together: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!
HM members: You really, really ought to!
Customer: How could I afford not to?
The Blob: Happiness waits at the Hippy Mart!
All together: All you need is lots ... more ... stuff!